Tell the clowns (you know, Brandon, Gill Bates, and Ouchie Fowchi), to pack up their experimental gene therapy and head back to Clown Town with our one-of-a-kind Unva**ed shirt.
Guaranteed to trigger marxists, libs, and the lobotomized, or your money back! (Money-back offer not valid in San Francisco or Portland).
The Alstyle 1301 is a unisex tee for every casual outing. Made with 100% cotton, this tee is supremely soft while the classic fit makes it an easy-going choice for a number of occasions. Add your design and create a highly versatile staple for everyday wear.
.: 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
26.50
28.50
30.50
31.50
32.50
33.50
.: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)) .: Classic Fit .: Tear-away label
